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Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML
Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML
Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML
Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, and after a lot of effort to reconnect with my family after a while of limited contact, I found out from the family group text that my mom, sister, and grandmother went on a vacation without me, and I didn’t even know about it until they posted some airport selfies. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, it's been a few weeks since I moved into my own place, so I decided to visit my parents. I rang to ask for a good time to come over but all I got was basically, "Nope, you’re moved out now, a grown up, no longer our problem, ring us when you get some girl pregnant with our first grandbaby, bye." FML
Today, my parents have separated. I stayed with them, living at home far too long for my own comfort, just to help them keep it together after they lost their remaining parents. Literally the month after I moved out, they decided it wasn't worth it. I now suspect they stayed together only because I still lived at home. FML
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Top comments
mama2b3 20
maybe there's a reason? why were you not in contact with them for so long? coo coo cachoo
Phil595 0
sucks.
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Comments (182)
Stevefett 0
PwningLamp1 0
ha ha you fail
FoxIsLaw 0
well why didnt you see them for so long?! thats so sad =[
Stevefett 0
Why can't I comment?!?!
margo898 0
ydi 4 not contacting ur parents in the past 4 fricking years!
cinnomonroll 0
here's a thought- call em!
Trixies100 0
hahaha why didn't you call them first?
aquiles123 0
that happens when you don't give two ***** about ur parents!! shame on you!!!
omgitsjackiee 0
dear ******* god, rawrcupcakes, cookie_monster and whoever else, shut the **** up and go have your little brawl somewhere else.
hazelkee 0
haha fml wow