Today, I found out my husband is sleeping with my best friend. The best part? We all just signed a 12-month essentially non-breakable lease on a house together. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with his girl bestie for 4 years. I also found out he's been having threesomes with his male bestie. Both people have been around me and my family this entire time. We've been married for 15 years. Joke's on me. FML
Today, I found out the guy I consider my best friend has had a girlfriend for the past year, and they have been living together for the past 7 months. He and I have been having unprotected sex for the past 4 and a half years, and have even talked about having kids together. I only found out because I'll be their new roommate. FML
Today, I found out that my landlord is sleeping with my girlfriend, and he won’t let me out of my lease. FML
Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML
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TheRealStewie 0
The lease might not be breakable... but her legs sure are.
dark_path 0
that sucks OP. another reason to believe that there is only one person you can trust, it's yourself.
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Comments (128)
jwickers1 0
How do you have no idea something like is going on?? you definitely deserved it.
shaytards_fml 9
I smell divorce :)
Kelita 0
I smell a Bitch.
JERZBornNRaised 7
kelita i love you hahahahahahahahahahaha i smell it too tho.. hmmm wonder which girl it can be
shaytards_fml 9
I smell divorce :)
shaytards_fml 9
I smell divorce :)
shaytards_fml 9
I smell divorce :)
cowboyy_fml 0
give him a ******* and bite his dick off.. or get one of those fake strap on dicks and shove it down his throat so hard he will regret doing it.!!!!!!!!!!!
kcnutt10 1
What the hell is wrong with you?!? You're all about biting someone's dick off. Do you like dick or something? Because if you do, that means you're gay. And on your profile page, you stated that you're a Christian......and, well, God doesn't like gays.
Kelita 0
I agree Lorena Bobbitt his ass......bite the dick off.
tammy0312 6
39 that was really ignorant. Although, it is weird that he mentions dicks going in mouth a little too much. Either way God loves everyone gay or straight he just condones sodomy. At least that's what the bible says, which has many inconsistency's, is written by humans, and it was the early christians that chose what scriptures would be included. I'm sorry to hear that OP, I can't imagine how hard that must be to find out.
Stevefett 0
There has got to be a way out of that due to the extreme circumstances.
perdix 31
How anti-climacatic! I thought the best part was going to be all those STDs you'll be getting. If you're so obsessed with money issues, why not go for a three-way? It'll reduce your rent by 33%!
Kelita 0
Lorena Bobbitt his ass!!!!!!
ElectricGhost_fml 5
spinning drop kick his throat and your best friend!!!!