Today, I found out my husband is sleeping with my best friend. The best part? We all just signed a 12-month essentially non-breakable lease on a house together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with his girl bestie for 4 years. I also found out he's been having threesomes with his male bestie. Both people have been around me and my family this entire time. We've been married for 15 years. Joke's on me. FML
Today, I found out the guy I consider my best friend has had a girlfriend for the past year, and they have been living together for the past 7 months. He and I have been having unprotected sex for the past 4 and a half years, and have even talked about having kids together. I only found out because I'll be their new roommate. FML
Today, I found out that my landlord is sleeping with my girlfriend, and he won’t let me out of my lease. FML
Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML
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TheRealStewie 0
The lease might not be breakable... but her legs sure are.
dark_path 0
that sucks OP. another reason to believe that there is only one person you can trust, it's yourself.
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Comments (128)
sammy92 0
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry! XD
jellyfish_735 0
start taking new guys home ;)
The_Appendix_ 13
He'll just take new girls home.
iheartLA 10
fair enough, by that point roommates should be out of the question. But by getting married she put her trust in him, whether or not they have a roommate she trusted her husband would be faithful.
acmilan721 4
Sharing is caring. She can borrow your husband and you can borrow her chainsaw>:) do the math.
mygreenhoodie 0
I just don't see what lumberjacking is going to accomplish in this situation
acmilan721 4
Someone isn't good at math....
underguarded 20
Time for your friend to move. Far,FarAway.
deerescu 1
*****:(
twinmum_fml 6
they said house.... not trailer....
birds_fml 7
So? Can you not afford the house on only one income? It's only a year. Move out and get your own little place.
breekidd 0
thug life!
bnsolong11 0
true but being someone in almost the same situation that ****** should have had the sense to keep his dick in his pants and be true to his vows