Thrashed

Ringo McDingo - - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
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GRRSOM 7

Hope you don't take it offensive if people call you crack head for a while.

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BunBunBabe 8

What the hell how did that not wake you up? You must have actually knocked yourself out! Hope you get better sleep tomorrow than that

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jellyD 1

Say what you want dude, but the ache in your hole indicates a rape... Don't deny

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KiddNYC1O 20

I thought of sleep paralysis. Those are exciting!

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FalconCrunch 4

Or maybe you got drunk and ****** a virgin.

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DuckOnQuack93 5

Might be a poet and you don't even know it.

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hateevryone 14

You sleep that wild?

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Schmoozee98 0

u rhymed unintentionally... epic skillz

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louielove19 4

Hey, it rhymes! :)

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KatieKupcake4195 9

Ouch! Been there with the gash thing. I fell down the wooden stairs at my house, busted the back of my head open, and had to go to the ER and have the gash stapled up. Hopefully your gash wasn't that bad. Anyway, time to rearrange your furniture, OP.

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kenzie101 6

That ryhmes. But I bet that hurt...actually how could u not feel it?

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