Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
lucky0514 0
Wow, FYL. She's a real catch...shoulda dumped her sooner. Take back the stuff she bought you! They were all gifts, after all.
XOfiestypixie 0
Tell her she owes you the money.
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Comments (92)
alex1432 9
I would sell her to a pimp to make the money she owes u, and to punish her...
alphaxzero 0
slit het throat
BikerMike 0
***** are so ungrateful
Twinklestar 0
You both sound like drama queens. Who agrees to give back stuff you brought each other? Just pretend for a moment that you're not 13 and ******* move on without dragging it needlessly out.
MadeOfAwesome 1
You know, once you give someone something, it leaves your possession and it's officially theirs.
aslate 0
i think u should really think about going to small claims court if its worth a LOT of money, cuz ud deffinitly win!
allocomrade 0
to evereyone saying "once you givesomeone something, it's theirs" while that is true, that isn't the situation here. He gave her back her gifts under the terms of an AGREEMENT that they would BOTH have their gifts returned to him. by witholding the infromation that she no longer had his gifts, his girlfriend acted with deception that would hold up in small claims court. sue her ass dude
madZONE_fml 0
1. she is a bitch 2. get the things she gave you back and sell that shit 3. call her a ***** when u see her with another man (which should be about 2 or 3 weeks later seeing as she is that selfish) and 4. have fun
Cupcake10 0
what a bitch, sell her house.
fawfulster 11
Steal the things she bought and burn them (they're probably lotions and tampons and creams and bullshit) and while doing so, burn everything in her room that's got to do with love.