Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
DWIcop
Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML
driverman12
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
hockusa3
Silver Spring, United States
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Anonymous
Greeley, United States
Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML
Ladyfarquard
Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML
Top comments
shadowtrooper 0
hahaha dude stop drinking and driving
littlemissalex 3
Don't drink and drive, it's that simple. I dot care if you kill yourself doing it, but don't you dare kill an innocent person
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sunlovinmama 1
serves you right for drinking and driving. you could easily have killed someone douche bag!
pdk420 0
what the **** is a whataburger
dansco 25
Serves you right you prick! Don't drink and drive! Hope some drunk knocks you down... FuckYou!
1215116a 14
HEY EVERYONE BEFORE YOU COMMENT. Whatabuger is a FAST FOOD RESTAURANT in Texas, Oklahoma, Florida, Georgia, Arizona, Arkansas, and some more I forgot. But if you really wanted to know, look at the previous comments saying what it is! -_-"
XxLenaMariexX 0
classic! gotta love wataburger after a long night of drinking! kudos to you!
Mistery510 6
stupid ****
etnies123 5
GOOD SERVES YOU RIGHT
pronounceyoudead 0
If you're eating whataburger, you must be drunk.
ppiluk 4
why would you think being drunk in a drive-thru would prevent you from getting a DUI charge...
PrimeStarscream 30
Put down the beer.