Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Richisme 0
alphabets and animals are awsome. ydi
skyttlz 32
cartoon kind tastes better
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Comments (216)
danielleeycakes 3
HE'S A KEEPER! ^.^
nabo4u 0
ydi for not dumping boiling water on him. you're also kinda old to be eating Mac and cheese. get a real job so that maybe you can graduate to spaghetti.
Asscake 0
Even my parents eat mac and cheese. tons of people eat mac and cheese. my mum makes homemade mac and cheese, and when she is busy and can't cook we get Stouffer's Mac and Cheese. :C
fartacus 0
Date a man next time instead of a 23 year old child. ydi
gingerkid19 0
bitch why didnt u get him scooby doo??
GothKitty19 0
you so deserve it
catscratched 0
give him the choice it's u or the cheese
Asscake 0
tbh, I actually hate it when people give me the original kind. It's like there's a different taste with the macaroni with buzz lightyear's head. c:
Gavik 0
Can't even trust a woman to go shopping. What's next? They'll become bad cooks?
doctor_itsmylife 3
every little thing counts. you either didn't listen to him and bought what came to hand or - worse! - bought the regular type just to "give him a lesson" (b!tches love this phrase, it makes them look important and clever)
sunnyfurball 0
time to look for a grown-up!