Today, I had sex with my wife. After we finished and were cuddling, she said, "This is the part I like." FML
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Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML
Today, after a month's-long dry spell, my wife and I finally had sex. It was awkward and terrible, neither of us finished, and she muttered, "I don't know why I missed that" after we gave up. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, I was tired so a lot more of a starfish than I usually am. My husband came sooner and harder than he ever had, and declared it the best sex we've had. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time. I realised that I was more satisfied by last night's dinner. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
From what I've read, and been told, many women don't get off through penetration. Clitoral stimulation seems to be the way to go, and furthering the intimacy with cuddling afterwards, instead of rolling over, farting, and going to sleep, makes them feel happier. I may be wrong, and I'm clearly no expert, but that's what I've learned. Be glad she still enjoys cuddling with you, and isn't cuddling some other guy.
tounces7 28
I don't see the problem here. She likes being held by you and cuddling with you. That's going to mean a whole lot more in the long run than the sex will. And obviously she's still having sex with you so it's not like she doesn't actually like it.
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Comments (24)
deathtiki 10
I’d say you deserve it but kind of sounds like you dont
Mooglefox 24
Remember this: when you are older, you sex drive may go down, but the will to cuddle never will.
Phil 14
Actually that's pretty normal.
Phil 14
Actually that's pretty normal.
TxKitten79 10
You're reading too much into it. She was telling you she enjoys the intimacy of the posr-sex cuddle. It doesn't mean she didnt enjoy the sex.
Selene1090 26
I'm sorry that she likes you for more than just sex?? I'm not sure what I'm supposed to feel sorry for..
Taurus_ChicKa 37
It might not mean that she didn't enjoy the sex. Maybe she means she likes cuddling afterward because it makes her feel even closer to you.
Laurea Lindroos 8
Ah, I see. So it’s probably not after ”we” finished, it’s after you finished.