Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I awoke in bed with my boyfriend and his dog. After some pushing and prodding, I thought my boyfriend was trying to move the dog out of the way to cuddle with me. It turns out, he was moving the dog closer to him. My boyfriend would rather spoon with his dog than me. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He says he can’t be with someone who doesn’t love his dog as much as he does. I told him that I have absolutely no problem with the dog being in the room, but it makes me uncomfortable when the dog is on the bed while we have sex. Apparently, that’s unreasonable. FML
Today, I invited my very animal-phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved, so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML
Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML
Today, I was really excited because the guy I was seeing invited me over for sex. His house was messy, but I looked past that. The final straw was he wouldn’t make his dog get off the bed so we could get it on. He actually got offended and told me to leave because, “What? She’s just lying there.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
I display dominance over my dog simply by making her roll over so I can rub her belly, but whatever floats your boat.
luismyl 6
When I began reading I thought the dog was going to jump in too. That would have been a worst fml.
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Comments (145)
grannygruber 6
Maybe he liked the feeling of the dog licking his ass while he screwed you!
Cassandrax731 5
Well dog owners DO need to prove their dominance if they want a well behaved dog... but that's definately not the way to do it!
jobsman99 0
So while having sex did you do it doggy?
SPC117 5
I can totally see this working! If you were all lions in Africa...
Gigaboo 0
that shows where u stand
daydreamer244 13
And that's when you start laughing and send the dog out of the room.
the_fuck_is_this 2
Hahahah
IndigoAcrylic 9
Why does there always have to be a dominant person in sex?? XD What's wrong with being both equally dominant? ^_^
IndigoAcrylic 9
I know that...I wasn't talking about the dog xD
bizarre_ftw 22
Because it's fun But there is sex without dominance. Where did you take health class that all you know is BDSM?
goodgirlxgonebad 3
My ex would totally do something like this
maninthebox11 8
Well then that's not a very good ex huh? xP
soloabe 0
Ugh. People still believe in the dominance bullshut? Seriously people its be debunked time and time again even by the original reserchers who admitted their research was half made up and half set up.