Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
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orangeduck 6
Your oldest son is an evil genius.
mr_inkredible 0
Is he crazy!? You don't start wearing them until you're at least 12
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Comments (237)
nekrodoll 0
hahahaahahaha hahaha hehehe hoohoho I hope my kid does that to his bro ur kid rocks lol
nvo 6
have his dad - or other male grownup - convince him otherwise
scenequeen2lean 0
Lol. I died. That's hilarious. I wanna meet the evil genius, xD
ssaammiiee 5
Oh dear jesus!! poor kid
rosaparks14 0
Hahahah such a win for the brother!!!!
cherrylover88 4
lol damn
justbigbs 6
You got the entire rear end covered, your older son is an assh*le and the other is a dumbass.
Mach10 0
YDI for ignoring the well-marked caution signs. What did you think would happen? That she'd be less of a batshit crazy control freak "once you got to know her?"
Mithylove 13
I guess all you can hope for is that he will get distracted by something and forget about it. I would have a serious talk with the older brother though.
4ugu4 7
Interesting...?