Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
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orangeduck 6
Your oldest son is an evil genius.
mr_inkredible 0
Is he crazy!? You don't start wearing them until you're at least 12
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Comments (237)
SolemnlyLove 7
Unless you act fast and correctly, that kid is gonna grow up completely mind ****** for good...
Chrispayne 4
Tell all ur oldest son that ur better at this then he is and he either fixes it or ur going to tell all his friends that u found out he was mind ******* his 8 year old brother only leaving out the word mind.
summerbreeze888 10
I'm gonna do this to my brother >:D
tylenol123 0
I know hes only 8 but heshall be a dumb teenager
AnneFTW 17
No parent would describe playing between their children like that.
some_girl9 8
Spoken just like a person with no children. Of course they would, dummy!
TheMadScientist 13
Your elder son is a comedy genius.
Sing4me92 0
If I were you, the oldest boy better hope he's a track star and can outrun me.
ihatemekay 6
Yea that's messed up?
bigdurrdy 4
I hate to admit it, but I laughed my ass off at this one. But....make your older son wear a bra. In public. And if he won't, have him explain it to your 8 year old son.
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
Wow xD