Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML
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buddy51 23
This is a very sad commentary on the ways little girls feel pressured to grow up too fast. OP, this isn't a matter for Social Services, I'm sorry you went through that- but you need to help her understand she'll be a grown up for a long time and only a kid once....Good Luck!!
Quinn32 16
What is wrong with a 3rd grade teacher who goes to social services before requesting a conference with the parent...
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Comments (157)
AmeliaSH 15
And i thought my generation was ****** up
dailystruggles 5
thats funny. but why does a 9 year old think she needs a push up bra?
TheAnon1313 28
Any girl who's 9 or older should at least have sports bras or underwire bras (or both) and from the looks of it, this girl didn't. That's the mother being in the wrong, but I don't see how the child could even know the difference between a push-up bra and a normal one. You're all making a big deal out of the wrong detail.
iChompYa 18
This must've led to an awkward conversation
Morgiepoooh9822 17
GLAD I HAD A NORMAL CHILDHOOD.
patacus 14
sounds like this has been going on for a while. maybe you should be a bit more involved in your daughters life? maybe talk to her teachers every one in a while, look at her back pack one in a while, or even just talk to her about what happens at school.
Storia30 9
Man sad but true. I guess the few thumbs down are bcuz ppl hate rational honesty. :/
Steffi 26
Your push up bras fit her?
lovelyohhmee 8
When she "STUFFS IT".
Steffi 26
I was talking about the band and straps.
AkMetal 5
What ever happened to the times when little kids just wanted to have fun and play in the dirt, now they just want to grow upnand be popular.
TheAnon1313 28
9 isn't little, and by that age her mother should have bought her her own bras. I don't see any valid reason the mother has not to have. 9 is the right age to start wearing a bra, even if it's only a training bra (I wore underwire at that age, mind you), and as an 8-10 year old, I wore deep pink lipstick quite frequently, to school or wherever I was going.
kentuckyguy 4
I know somebody who's off to military school...in Alaska...
Storia30 9
For what? And how old?
vbmg152 19
You should check her backpack every morning! What if she takes a nail file or something? She'll be arrested, it happens at 9!
Xotoolyxo 16
She's growing up too fast ): I wish I was 9, carefree. Those were the days
TheAnon1313 28
Growing up too fast? When I was 9 I wore bras and wore lipstick... I genuinely don't see a problem with it....