Today, I came home from a rough day working two jobs to find a plate of cookies on my desk with a note from my roommates saying, "You deserve it!" I happily broke one in half to eat and discovered they contained coconut. I'm allergic to coconut, a fact that both of my roommates are aware of. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, there was a big cake at the office. I thought it was funny to pretend to push the cute girl in the office into it. She laughed, but then lost her balance and fell forward. Everyone saw. Turns out she’s allergic to coconut, even just the shavings on a cake, and had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, I found some cookies on my bed and got so excited that I kneed myself in my face. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
Today, I went to interview with potential new roommates at a cooperative living house. I decided to bake cookies for everyone, and while touring the house, I forgot about the cookies and set off a small oven fire. All this after professing how responsible I am. FML
Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
Today, I made a small batch of cookies and took them to work. Mostly everyone took one, but nobody said anything until I asked how they were. Someone asked what my recipe was, because it tasted like I'd forgot to add sugar. I bit into one. I had. The cookies tasted like muddy mush. FML
Today, I got a package containing a present from my grandma. It was a pack of cookies someone gave her for her birthday, and which no one in the family wanted to take home when she offered, because we all found the cookies disgusting. FML
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acrylicParadox 7
There's still a small chance they forgot...but if they didn't, that's just sad.
sweettart83 27
At least you realized it had coconut in it before you ate it.
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Comments (123)
PInK_ExCiTeD 7
OP you should've send then the hospital bill saying "Because you deserve it!"
megmichelle45 3
Did you do something to offend them first? You might have done something and weren't even aware of it, and they were getting you back. Regardless, if they have an issue with you, they should talk to you face to face. That's not only immature, but pretty ****** up. I'd find new roommates if all possible.
14avalentour 9
Hit the bitch in her mouth when she comes home
Zebediabolical 45
I only voted YDI because the note told me to.
mattyiscool123 26
What assholes
BVBARMY1238 9
I hate cocanut!
saidoh_fml 26
That's horrible! But at least you broke them in half before eating them.
outoftown 27
If you're in a dorm, show the cookies and note to the RA. See if you can get new roomies.
iammeorami 25
Those big bad meanies......
JennNoVa 8
Sounds like you should return the favor by making them some delicious chocolate brownies. Instead of coconut, may I suggest adding some chocolate Ex-Lax chews to the batter? Sounds like they deserve what will follow. And so will you.