Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone tried to break into my car. They tried to do so by jamming a key into my lock, only for the key to break. I guess the key cut their hand, because I had the pleasure of finding the person's blood all over my passenger door. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML
Today, I asked a traffic cop if it was okay to park my car briefly in a 'Monday to Friday only' parking spot, since it's Saturday. She politely replied I could. I came back less than ten minutes later, only to find a parking ticket stuck to my windshield. FML
Today, my car was stolen. I got it back later without the engine, any of the wheels or my brand new radio and speakers. They even took my car mats. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML
Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML
Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML
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Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
How do you know that was the reason?
yumsugarr 8
Didn't you have that handicapped slip out?
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Comments (139)
ZeroIce 12
my grandpa still has his handicap mirror thing. It expired 5 years ago. He still uses it...
Coffeebang 17
FYL :/
hotforkegger 4
Thats horrible my mom is handicapped too and forgot to put the tag in and sone guy said a snotty thing to her she screamed I GOT SCARS ALL OVER MY LEGS WANT ME TO PULL MY PANTS DOWN AND AHOW YOU? THEN PROCEEDED TOO. PEOPLE CAN BE SO STUPID SOMETIMES
acassella 3
Aww you're not handicapped you're handicapable!
conholio33 28
You should have your handicapped sticker on ur dash board visable to everyone.... I know some people have it on their licence plate but not many people think to look there
angrymexicanwee 8
Are you sure you handicap and not fat as hell??
fantasyworld 39
Was the card noticeable?
hobbs96 26
I hate when I accidentally hit ydi but I meant FYL and I can't take it back from the app. Sorry op. FYL.