Love, Cars, Awkward and Cheating: The truth always comes out - FML

The truth always comes out

By DammitMan - 30/11/2022 08:00 - United States - Miami

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Today, I got a call from my girlfriend. In front of my wife. There was nowhere to run since we were in the car and my Bluetooth feature was on. My girlfriend’s phone had died and unbeknownst to me, she was calling from her mom’s phone, which is why I answered. I'm now walking home. It’s 5 miles away. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 30 November 2022 14:17

And I hope it was pouring rain. In the words of my favourite little bully on the Simpsons... HAHA!

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 30 November 2022 14:55

Hopefully the time it takes you to get home gives your wife time to change the locks.

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Aiden89 23

Thursday 1 December 2022 2:09

Dumbass

SJKatt 15

Thursday 1 December 2022 9:57

Hahahaahhahahaha, you ******' shitgibbon. Hope your wife gets everything.

carmo21449 8

Friday 2 December 2022 6:00

you’re a piece of shit

Karmarocks946 9

Monday 12 December 2022 3:34

How heck could anyone in this position think they didn't deserve it. f your wife's life, not yours.

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