Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
Today, I burped and sneezed during a job interview, I don’t think they were impressed by my talents. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
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dick_gozinya_ 0
lmfao. you should have been like "man, was that you?"
Darkon 0
Wait, girls fart?
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Comments (87)
Jim_Sheebie 0
YDI for deciding to sneeze and fart.
heroeslover13 0
this reminds me of step brothers
catwaaa 0
so did you get the job or not?
zyq9 0
They could always take that as a sign that you were comfortable enough for natural bodily functions.
TheBeardOfZeus 0
haha! why did it av 2 b a long LOUD fart i bet u were askin urself.....i'd like 2 no wot happend afta that! a long silence im guessing!
IronWarrior 9
EVERYBODY FARTS, it's okay. This one time, I farted in the tub just after the bubbler turned off... my girlfriend was far from impressed...
cefarix 5
Fake. Women don't fart.
juneping 0
have you met any women?
purplepickle 0
women fart. they're just better at hiding embarassing things like that. except for the occasional loud one you can't hold in when you have to sneeze.
ariean 0
well... FYL for thinking that this is an FML. sure it's hella embarassing, but if you are really qualified, and everything went well im sure you'll be taken in.......... i hope it wasnt a horrendous smelling fart..... cause that would be really awkward :D
YumYumKittyloaf 0
ITT: OP has no control over his sphincter muscles. As soon as you feel that thing come out, SQUEEZE with all your might. Even if it actually makes a noise, you can stop it from being a long drawn out one.