Today, somebody broke in to my house and stole my laptop, which had years worth of family photos on it. Where was I when it was stolen? At Staples, buying supplies that included CDs to finally back up my pictures. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my house was broken into and my computer was stolen. Fortunately, I have cloud backups of all my work; unfortunately, hardware prices have gone through the roof and I won't be able to replace that computer soon. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, I went out for a 20-minute lunch break. When I returned to the office, I noticed that my personal computer was missing. Someone had walked into the suite on the second floor and stole my computer right off its docking station, while a few of my coworkers were still in the office. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to ask if I knew the serial number for my laptop. I had given him my $650 gaming laptop to sell in his electronics store because I didn't need it and could use the money. Apparently it was stolen at some point yesterday and his cameras were turned off. FML
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__ColoradoSunris 0
wow, that sucks. talk about irony.
Darkon 0
Stolen from her house.
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Ethos_fml 0
First
Zhejan 0
YDI for not attacking the robber with a samurai sword
Topsy_fml 0
I think I love you #8.
rukusrazor 0
The word you are looking for is Katana. Or if you want to be specific: Katana, Tonto or Wakizashi. /ok, I'm done being a snarky ****. I actually have these as defense in my house. Guns are for *******.
sublime93 0
YDI for being a Fallout Boy fan, as it says in your username.
TYL3R13 0
This my children, is the most perfect example of irony you will ever find.
CJ090 0
Lolz hello MLIA'er
Ichigoner 0
Correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't it just a daito? And yes guns are for *******, but their a lot more effective than swords, UNLESS you can like chop a bullet in half. XD
gonzolove 0
"Yeah, you know what happens to motherfuckers carry knives? They get shot!" My favorite line from Death Proof. Anyway, guns aren't for *******...
moonlight_daze 8
Knives are a really slimy way to kill someone.. You have to gain a certain amount of trust before you're close enough to stab someone. Guns are the great equalizer. It's like Eazy E said, "With a gatt, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger".
blooglekoogle 0
well don't take it to staples... duh
kitkatt978 5
whats wrong with them????
kitkatt978 5
#17 don't bring a sword to a gun fight XD
__ColoradoSunris 0
wow, that sucks. talk about irony.
MasterOfSporks 0
That sucks. You shouldn't bring valuables with you when you don't have to!
Darkon 0
Stolen from her house.
DrunkenValor 0
Oh sweet irony.
pancakes_n_syrup 0
This is both a FYL and a YDI...FYL because your house got broken into and your laptop got stolen...but YDI (losing your pictures, not the break it) for waiting years to get with the 21st century and back up your pictures. Anything couldve happened to lose them, not just a break in, like a comp crash or something
whatevershesaid 0
Can I be serious for a second? Noone I know backs up their pictures. NOONE.
SanHolo12345 6
How did he deserve it imagine having all of your old family picture robbed from you
plexico 4
Even more ironically, when the thief took the laptop and got away scot free, he said, "That was easy."
CJ090 0
I literally loled
XOfiestypixie 0
Plexico wins. =)
M13LO 0
xD plexico FTW!
jonnymohio 2
LOL #7! Same thing happened to me. Except they broke into my office building and stole several laptops. Yes, I had not backed up my photographs either. I learned my lesson and make physical (CD or DVD) backup every time I load new pictures onto it. Also back up the entire laptop to an external hard drive every day, and keep it separate from the laptop. Office has beefed up security as well.
trinityc_0925 0
awe what a bummer :(
KBear816 0
that sucks! with my main computer I had bought the cd's to do it and I kept putting it off. well my computer decided to just shut off and NEVER go back on, no matter what I do... so I know how you feel. I had about 7 years of family birthday and holiday parties on it. Not to mention half of a novel I was writing...