Work, Intimacy, Sex and Miscellaneous: The hypocrisy burns

The hypocrisy burns

By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 01:31 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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By Acu7519 - 16/04/2018 15:00

Today, at my job as a 2nd grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML

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By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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By anonymous - 31/10/2014 23:28 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was a pregnant man for Halloween. Everyone at school thought it was funny, except my principal, who gave me a detention and said it was, "inappropriate and making a pregnant teacher feel uncomfortable". That pregnant teacher asked me to take a selfie with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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By IPityTheStool - 09/06/2011 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML

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Teach what you know

By E…… - 25/11/2022 00:00 - United States

Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML

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By owwthatfarts - 27/01/2017 17:53 - United States - Worcester

Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2011 21:20 - United States

Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad, and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I heard laughing. Turns out, every sound you make is an entire broadcast to the class. FML

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Please leave

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:36 - United States

Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Friday 16 March 2012 5:39

If that were me in that situation, given the irony, I'd regret absolutely nothing.

SarcasticUnicorn 9

Friday 16 March 2012 5:41

Don't have sex. YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND DIE!

Comments

Bonesfan1424 0

Monday 9 April 2012 15:04

Maybe laughing wasn't the best idea...she could have been raped maybe?

ruairiwright 0

Monday 9 April 2012 18:18

Worth it

cimgrund 1

Sunday 15 April 2012 23:17

Remember this... The teacher is only teaching what she is told to teach. Stepping down??? I would sat that more the likely fired. Laugh away kids!

brando_243 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 18:54

Worth it

lea3829 7

Saturday 28 April 2012 15:26

Lol would have done the same thing minus the detention

lttmoon6 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 7:19

Worth it

jimshrimp 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 22:38

HEY LIYING DUMBASS, ITS SUMMER.

Malevolent_Bunny 0

Sunday 12 August 2012 20:27

I sincerely hope you were still laughing all the way through your detention, I love it when fundamentalists of any stripe receive their just rewards. Aching sides and more!

Steffi 26

Thursday 20 September 2012 10:17

You can't help laughing. You shouldn't have been punished. This girl I went to school with got detention twice for breathing loudly (only for a second), and one boy got it for not making enough effort to make his yawn quite.