Today, I was working when an older lady came up to buy a coffee. Her son cried for a cup of whipped cream to snack on. She shook her head, silently telling me to say no. I said we were out. The mother took her drink and said, "I'm sorry honey, but the mean man said you couldn't have any." FML
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Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML
Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
Today, while working the drive-thru at work, an older woman asked for my phone number to give to her single son. After I politely declined, she called me a slut and threw her food at me through the window before promptly speeding off. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML
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treesdevin 0
you shouldve said "oh actually little kid, I think we might have some right here if ur bitch ass mom will hold on a second."
emmmilyyy 0
wow sounds like one of those overbearing mothers that screw up their sons by spoiling them, making it impossible for any woman to be good enough for him when he grows up. a normal mom has the backbone to say no to her child.
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Scorpio1989 0
fyl what a rude mother she is
LaceyCakes 0
you should have told the kid to eat the whipped cream off the the moms coffee if gb. there was any lol
YouGotTold 0
i hope you remembered what she looks like bcz if she comes back in with the kid you gota get her back...u must get her back...u better get her back
perdix 31
Haven't you ever heard of the "good cop, bad cop" routine? The mom gets to be the "good cop" by telling her son he can have whipped cream and made the OP the "bad cop" by denying the little brat. The etiquette of "god cop, bad cop" requires that after the stunt is pulled, the "good cop" must lick a dollop of whipped cream from wherever the "bad cop" puts it. So, where did you put it, OP?
DaKillahMan 0
WIN! Perdix you never cease to amaze me.
HanaxD 0
Yeah, where did you put it?
perdix 31
The idiot probably blew his opportunity and put in on a biscotto and handed it to the woman. Maybe she was the opposite of a MILF, aka a MIWFWYD (a mother I wouldn't **** with your dick, an acronym that is unpronounceable to all but the Welsh) and in that case, he made the right call!
Ashle1gh 14
I count myself lucky to be Welsh in this case. Let's sit and watch the 'sheep ******' comments below.
CallMeHush 1
The sheep lie!
CallMeHush 1
Some cow stumpers up in Vermont taught me that.
Ashle1gh 14
Ah. I actually have a phobia of sheep, which I guess is kind of ironic.
Ashle1gh 14
I'm afraid not. Should I even know what that is? ;{
UberFail79 0
So THAT'S where "Gaz" came from. ai'm going to be the guy who links this to CoD 4. Trolls, I hereby declare this post a free-fire zone.
Tabbykat9698 0
Sounds like stupid TN people.. I'm In Nashville where are you?
stereotype_eater 0
Parents/grandparents like that are very frustrating. Sucks to be the bad guy in those situations. lol@ perdix that made my day.
Whiterabbitm1 0
I'm a parent and honestly some people just can't handle being with kids... if you don't have enough balls to tell your own flesh and blood No in my eyes you are just pathetic... I don't think you did the wrong thing but honestly I would have just acted like I didn't see what she motioned to do.
Daerauko 0
that's ******* stupid. oh no! a little kid now thinks I'm a jerk!!!!
intensitive 11
A good example of a manipulative mother.
CallMeHush 1
Too bad the nasty beech couldn't figure out how to straight out tell the little bastard NO.