Today, I had to give a speech as part of my campaign for school captain. I was rather happy with it and so I told another candidate my speech. Apparently it was a good idea as minutes later that same candidate stole my entire speech, leaving me looking like a complete idiot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML
Today, I ran for editor-in-chief of a magazine. I spent hours working on my speech, and offered a bunch of new ideas to increase readership. My opponent just said that she, "loved the organization". I lost by a 4-1 margin. My opponent later announced her plans for next year. They were all of my ideas. FML
Today, I had to give a speech but I wasn't prepared. I decided to give it anyway. While giving the speech, I got so nervous I passed out. FML
Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML
Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML
Today, I was selected to give my speech to the entire school. I was later told it had to be censored because it was inappropriate, even though I was just trying to make a point. My speech was on political correctness. My speech on political correctness was censored for political reasons. FML
Today, I was selected to give a short speech at a friend's wedding after being told it would only be "a couple of minutes." I walked up drunkenly, reached into my pocket for my notes, and pulled out my shopping list instead. I started reading "milk, onions, toothpaste…" before realising everyone was laughing. FML
Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML
Today, I gave a speech at my friend’s wedding. I spent weeks perfecting it, making sure it was funny but heartfelt. When I finished, I dropped the mic dramatically. It bounced off the table, hit the best man in the face, and the cable knocked his drink all over the bride’s dress. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
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bayli 12
...What did you expect to happen?
DocBastard 40
If your competitor has the capability of memorising your entire speech after hearing it once, he probably deserved to win.
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Comments (103)
perdix 31
You showed yourself to be a complete idiot by giving your opponent your speech. Luckily, your school found out before putting you in power.
Enslaved 38
This FML reminds me of the movie "Bring It" except no Magic Fingers.:P
cutenessizme 4
Bring it on...
Schizomaniac 24
SPIRIT FINGERS, GOD DAMMIT.
Enslaved 38
Damn! I really ****** up my entire comment. Sorry to the fans of that movie. :P
Ins0mau 20
I'll give YOU a magic finger!
j_cat187 20
Call him out on it. You have a perfect opportunity to ruin his reputation.
astralvagan 20
Haven't you seen the Bond films? Never give everything away!
ramey_aka_stud 6
You kinda brought it upon yourself...just saying.
thecovert 7
Looky there, you were right twice in a row!
devore504 7
ydi why would you tell them. maybe you too dumb to run for anything
Cartera 10
And create the same product over and over again. Then the morons of the World go out and by it over and over again.
nublets 12
18- I think they are better at making shitty and expensive electronics :p
vero559 7
Duh that was gonna happen. Why would u share ur real speech with a competitor.