Today, I placed a personal ad advertising myself as an overweight woman wanting sex. I sent pictures of me in lingerie to men who replied and was pleased that almost all were still interested. Then I sent face pics. As it turns out, being fat is not my problem. Apparently I'm ugly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
Today, and for the 6th time, I sent a potential suitor a full body picture. I usually get ghosted or called a plethora of fatshaming names. This time around the guy told me, “Wow. I’d kill myself if I had that body.” I’ve been single for 4 years and no matter how hard I try to find love, this happens. FML
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, I came to terms with the fact that in order to get a boyfriend, I need to slim down. When I put full-body shots on dating apps, I get swiped left on. But when I put headshots, I get matches. And lots of them. But I can’t catfish these dudes. Time to go on a diet and hit the gym. It’s not fair. FML
Today, I asked a girl from Bumble for a full body pic. She was obese, so I told her it wasn’t gonna work. She then sent a video of her in real time looking slim and told me that picture was from when she was obese, and she'd sent that picture as a “test of my character” and she’s “better off without someone so judgy.” FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I quit dating forever. I’m an overweight girl with glasses. I attempted to put flattering selfies on dating profiles, but the guys run from me or ghost me when I meet them in person. I took a friend’s advice and put honest, full body pics of myself. I got zero messages. None. I give up. FML
Today, I was called fatphobic for rejecting an overweight man who asked me on a date. I don’t know how to force myself to be attracted to fat people. There’s just nothing there. FML
Today, a girl I met on Tinder described herself as curvy and sent me pictures. We agreed to meet and let me say… those pictures were at least 10 years and 15 stone ago. She was no longer curvy or even just overweight, she was grossly obese. I could smell the unwashed skin under her fat rolls. FML
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hellobananas 0
If you're looking for sex, the guys probably wouldn't care. Seriously, if a guy answered a personal ad, he probably isn't too choosy.
Metal1209 0
Keep searching, I'm sure theres someone out there for you
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Comments (151)
fml2102008 1
ur a loser
jumpdancehigh 0
kinda fake
blink182rocks 0
FIRST!
misty_donna 0
no, 26th silly :P
freezeframefame 0
YDI for being a prostitute
yousodi 10
The problem is they aren't getting sex,,, do u even know what a prostitute is??? This comment is lame and makes you look like a twit
xTrollz_OF_Lyfex 0
YDI for being fat and ugly.
roundnproud 7
YDI for having no self esteem and catering to pervs. Of course you'll get more replies when you send lingerie pics to these guys, i mean come on, even if you have a good-looking face.
boredinjp 17
YDI, period. There are no ugly girls (with some very few exceptions!!!) Those who look ugly look so because they don't take care of themselves. You don't take care of yourself, so you are fat. You don't take care of yourself, so you look ugly. If you want to have a boyfriend, or even if you want to have just sex, just take care of yourself.
splishsplash 0
okay not true. some people take very good care of themselves, but are still overweight. sometimes its genetic or they just have a bigger build. and no offense, but there are some pretty unattractive people... make up and styling can only do so much... so you cant necessarily blame her for her looks however, ydi for posting an ad for sex... that just shows that you don't have much self respect, which in my opinion is even more unattractive than being ugly.
roundnproud 7
I have to agree with splishsplash here. There are definitely ugly-looking people out there, regardless of how they take care of themselves, (uglypeople.se) if you don't think so you probably haven't been out much. However, it doesn't really matter, I mean we'll all look more or less the same in forty years, won't we? I put more value on whether or not a girl is willing to laugh at my awful jokes to be honest.
ouch99 0
actually genetics have less of an impact on weight than you would think... if you really want to keep the weight off then you will be committed to it and you will work to keep it off. If you're determined genetics mean nothing when it comes to getting the body you want. It may take a lot more work mind you... but you get what you put into it. You can always look better if you try.
lovely997 0
Ew Hooker
BABarnes96 0
Agreed. YDI for being fat and ugly
misstaylatot 0
get some self-respect, girl. :/
ashleymarie37 0
agreed...
riaaa 0
i second that