Today, I placed a personal ad advertising myself as an overweight woman wanting sex. I sent pictures of me in lingerie to men who replied and was pleased that almost all were still interested. Then I sent face pics. As it turns out, being fat is not my problem. Apparently I'm ugly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
Today, and for the 6th time, I sent a potential suitor a full body picture. I usually get ghosted or called a plethora of fatshaming names. This time around the guy told me, “Wow. I’d kill myself if I had that body.” I’ve been single for 4 years and no matter how hard I try to find love, this happens. FML
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, I came to terms with the fact that in order to get a boyfriend, I need to slim down. When I put full-body shots on dating apps, I get swiped left on. But when I put headshots, I get matches. And lots of them. But I can’t catfish these dudes. Time to go on a diet and hit the gym. It’s not fair. FML
Today, I asked a girl from Bumble for a full body pic. She was obese, so I told her it wasn’t gonna work. She then sent a video of her in real time looking slim and told me that picture was from when she was obese, and she'd sent that picture as a “test of my character” and she’s “better off without someone so judgy.” FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I quit dating forever. I’m an overweight girl with glasses. I attempted to put flattering selfies on dating profiles, but the guys run from me or ghost me when I meet them in person. I took a friend’s advice and put honest, full body pics of myself. I got zero messages. None. I give up. FML
Today, I was called fatphobic for rejecting an overweight man who asked me on a date. I don’t know how to force myself to be attracted to fat people. There’s just nothing there. FML
Today, a girl I met on Tinder described herself as curvy and sent me pictures. We agreed to meet and let me say… those pictures were at least 10 years and 15 stone ago. She was no longer curvy or even just overweight, she was grossly obese. I could smell the unwashed skin under her fat rolls. FML
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hellobananas 0
If you're looking for sex, the guys probably wouldn't care. Seriously, if a guy answered a personal ad, he probably isn't too choosy.
Metal1209 0
Keep searching, I'm sure theres someone out there for you
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Comments (151)
Einstein714 0
big and beautiful is where it's at
conan6 0
YDI for being fat and ugly.
miljd06 0
Kim?? Is that you?
plexico 4
You want sex? Go find a glory hole! Also, redo your profile. Wipe out everything and just say that you love to suck balls. You'll find someone regardless of what you look like.
SaphireScorpion 0
Contrary to popular belief, being fat rarely IS the problem. There are way more guys out there who love big girls than you think. Pick up a Cosmo or something and learn some makeup tricks. It`s not that hard to emphasize your best features and downplay your worst. ouch99: genetics are everything. Of course everyone can lost weight if they are determined enough, but some people have to eat like 500 calories and day and spend 4 hours a day on the treadmill if they want to be that same weight that other people are naturally eating all they want--and that`s due to genetics. And as much as the skinny craze makes everyone want to be a size two, there comes a point where it`s just not worth it to have to give up every good tasting food and spend all your free time at the gym. Everyone has to find their own balance.
lovely997 0
you said it perfect AND! my friends girlfriend models for like cosmo for clothing brands magazines and she went and baught the issue she was in, and HAHA she was fat compared to the pic of herself in the picturee so think about that nextime you try to look like a girl from a magazine :)
eschroeck89 0
YDI for being FAT and Ugly!!!
Kstaffhorst 0
Well, sounds like you're not only fat, and ugly, but you are also a *****. Congratulations.
plexico 4
Your congratulations are misplaced. A ***** is someone who sells sex. A **** is someone who gives away sex for free. The OP is neither, the only thing ****** about her is her life and that is why this site exists.
1234jnimawe 0
and apparently you're a ***** ...
Dayfee 0
Yeahthatsme how old are you?
mjmnkl15 0
people who advertise things like that end up getting murdered, or are murderers