Today, I went to the beach. While I was enjoying the sun, an old man with prosthetic leg and no clothes on sat next to me. He took off his fake leg and put it behind his head. Then he opened his legs revealing his "stuff." I will never unsee this. Ever. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I had dinner with my grandparents. At the table, my grandfather openly complained about how hard it is for him to get out of their hot tub. Not because of his prosthetic leg, but because his balls somehow "get stuck". I really didn't need to know that. FML
Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML
Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML
Today, I took my son to a doctor’s appointment. As we were walking to the office, we saw a homeless man, stark naked, bathing in the decorative fountain. I hurried us inside but unfortunately my son got full view of well everything. FML
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Lifes_a_bust 0
A pillow for a leg, that's handy.
immaMonsta 8
Well why were you staring for so long? It's rude to stare.
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Comments (142)
misskelskels 0
I call fake on this issshh. No way this is real!!
HahaYDI 0
Maybe you're not real... Oh God maybe I'm not real either. What if none of this is real?! I shouldn't have taken ToK...
pbonham 22
Am I the only one that thinks this is cool??
1crabbygirl 10
You are not the only one!
whiterabbit420 4
If you were on a nude beach (which id imagine) YDI. What did you expect to see besides naked old men? If this was a public beach, that's just wrong and I hope somebody called the cops. The only thing that doesn't make sense to me... Why would he take off his prosthesis on the beach, it would get all sandy and I can't imagine it'd be comfortable to put back on.
Homer_J_Simpson 0
Note to self: avoid all beaches in the US.
xStaciexLynnx 15
I'm confused as to how he took off a leg and then spread his legs; Also how you couldn't see his junk before he 'spread his legs'. Wouldn't you have seen it when he was just walking down the beach?
jaredofmo 22
Okay, I only read it and now I need brain bleach.
spinx13 0
If it was a nude beach YDI completely.
smydiwannafthata 5
Just say wow 2 of the 3 legs are wounded, and leave.
esines 9
You, sir, are a douche
borche 5
Ouch!
Trisha_aus 15
It was Aussie comedian Adam Hills!