Today, I went to the beach. While I was enjoying the sun, an old man with prosthetic leg and no clothes on sat next to me. He took off his fake leg and put it behind his head. Then he opened his legs revealing his "stuff." I will never unsee this. Ever. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I had dinner with my grandparents. At the table, my grandfather openly complained about how hard it is for him to get out of their hot tub. Not because of his prosthetic leg, but because his balls somehow "get stuck". I really didn't need to know that. FML
Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML
Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML
Today, I took my son to a doctor’s appointment. As we were walking to the office, we saw a homeless man, stark naked, bathing in the decorative fountain. I hurried us inside but unfortunately my son got full view of well everything. FML
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Lifes_a_bust 0
A pillow for a leg, that's handy.
immaMonsta 8
Well why were you staring for so long? It's rude to stare.
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Comments (142)
KhrystinaS 0
That is disgusting.
nirvi 3
Really? Thanks for informing us
alyspar2 5
Ahh the beach.
j_cat187 20
I'll beach you like a whale!!
DrCatFarlane 0
Welcome to my world. I've seen a lot of things that I cannot un see.
PotatoSupahNinja 3
Why so much thumbs down?
badmittonbeast22 4
Just be glad it wasn't your grandfather. That would make for awkward conversation at Thanksgiving dinner...
Andrew910 5
Did he ask if you were enjoying the view?
rammy125 4
He is missing a leg.. He sure has a lot of balls though
jol3n3 0
I can't believe that!!!!
erinchick1 7
Was it a nude beach? You could have call the cop and got him for public indecency.
huntingsucks 4
Sea snake anybody???
nofearjenshere 12
Was he hard? That would make it slightly more creepy.
ss_20_xx 14
As if this wasn't bad enough, I'm now imagining a crinkled old man with saggy man boobs and a hard d*ck.
SkoomaKi 28
Don't forget the sagging balls that hit the ground. You're welcome :)
XtraEzeee 8
And subtract a leg from the mix, and you got yourself a traumatising experience.
kkows25 10
this just keeps getting better and better. lmao