Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, I went to work and said hi to my boss. He reached towards me. I thought he was trying to give me a hug, so I awkwardly hugged him back. Turned out he was just trying to fix my shirt collar. FML
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, I was giving a lecture when I noticed everyone smiling at me. I thought my jokes were finally landing until a coworker pointed out that the price tag from my brand-new shirt was hanging out of the back of my collar the entire time. FML
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slayertack 19
Time to pay a visit to HR.
amdraxx 1
You should reply "I can totally see you getting fired"
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Comments (100)
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Sounds like you're about to own his company. Power to you, Ms. New CEO.
stephanyovalle 15
I really want to defend you OP, because that's harassment, but maybe you broke the dress code, so you got your part of guilt on this one. Anyhow I suggest pay a visit to HR. There are ways to say "you're not dress poperly" and this is not one of them.
mellajella 14
Well she should be flattered. He said she had nice boobs. If OP didn't want that comment, she shouldn't have worn transparent shirts.
Miscellanonymous 8
Countless if you werent dressed appropriately for the job, he still should'nt have addressed you in those choice of words. take up to.HR.
jentrynicole 20
How unprofessional. You really need to follow up with HR and make sure he never says something like this again.
kalbrek009 20
That's when I'd say "thank you too, for making a comment that will ensure I never have to work again since I'm suing you for sexual harassment, emotional & mental anguish...those millions I'll win in court will afford me a lavish lifestyle"
sylverdrag_fml 9
The comment was inappropriate, but this is making a mountain of a mole hill. Harassment is defined as "behavior intended to disturb or upset, and it is characteristically repetitive." Repetitive. One offhand comment doesn't qualify as harassment just because the recipient happens to be female, and it's very unlikely he intended to disturb or upset OP. Poor baby, the CEO complimented her cleavage on display. It's absolutely terrible! What he is telling her is "your boobs are showing" and "I like it". And instead of taking the hint that perhaps she should dress a bit more professionally, you scream "harassment". If one of your juniors' dick was showing through his pants, you wouldn't say something, one way or another? What you would say would depend on whether or not you are interested in said junior, but you would say something. I dare you to say that you wouldn't say anything to a junior walking around with a large schlong molded in tight pants. You know you would. And you wouldn't be nice about it either.
irishmaiden78 23
Sexual harassment does NOT have to be repetitive. One incident is more than enough. While there is usually a dress code in a work place, it does not give ANYONE the right to make comments like that. It is absolutely unacceptable, especially since it's coming from a position of authority though I'm sure he'll use THAT for leverage if OP wants to keep her job if she complains.
Caylypso 6
Even though the boss is in the wrong for saying that, I agree that op should have checked what she was wearing, idk we also dont have the whole story either, maybe something happened that caused her shirt to expose more then it should have.
alexandrarae 13
Thats super unprofessional of your CEO, but maybe it was just the wrong way of telling you, you're dressed inappropriately for work. If you weren't wearing a shirt where he can see you boobs he wouldn't have said anything.