Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
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Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, I went to work and said hi to my boss. He reached towards me. I thought he was trying to give me a hug, so I awkwardly hugged him back. Turned out he was just trying to fix my shirt collar. FML
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, I was giving a lecture when I noticed everyone smiling at me. I thought my jokes were finally landing until a coworker pointed out that the price tag from my brand-new shirt was hanging out of the back of my collar the entire time. FML
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Top comments
slayertack 19
Time to pay a visit to HR.
amdraxx 1
You should reply "I can totally see you getting fired"
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Comments (100)
countryboymike 2
Can we see
tinyalmeida 11
What a disgusting man! He is the CEO and therefore helps create the work culture at your office! I feel bad for you OP, I hope nobody else talks to you in such a gross manner.
tamesenicole 27
What? Smh lol
Sheepalicious 20
"Hey, I just want to thank you for the chance of sexual harassment. I can totally sue you now."
Tthug 34
Really? All he has to do is say "I never said that". Case over.
yerawizardlizzy 27
33, Stop defending this creep!!!! Sheesh!!!!
SystemofaBlink41 27
I don't think "defending" = stating a fact...
docketops 4
Stating a fact her #54: You've got no proof. No one saw or heard anything? You don't have any video or audio evidence? Nothing in writing? Well sucks then. Its just going to seem like OP is trying to make an easy buck by screaming sexual harassment.
ChrissyRaz 9
Wow that's not right at all.
royceda510 10
What's your bra size. Double HR?
RMP15 8
Pig
Andriaia 13
sexual harassment panda
Tthug 34
I'm gonna be a dick. It's so not okay to say that, but there's also likely no proof besides OP's word. Also, you gotta check yourself out in the morning and make sure it's workplace appropriate.
cr500guy 11
Probably told you that so you won't wear things like that to work again. Maybe he could have put it a different way