Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, I went to work and said hi to my boss. He reached towards me. I thought he was trying to give me a hug, so I awkwardly hugged him back. Turned out he was just trying to fix my shirt collar. FML
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, I was giving a lecture when I noticed everyone smiling at me. I thought my jokes were finally landing until a coworker pointed out that the price tag from my brand-new shirt was hanging out of the back of my collar the entire time. FML
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Top comments
slayertack 19
Time to pay a visit to HR.
amdraxx 1
You should reply "I can totally see you getting fired"
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Comments (100)
cappellaaa 23
I'd call HR in a heartbeat. I hate that people with a higher up position think that they can act anyway that they want to.
dark_angel4121 12
Doesn't matter if he's the CEO; that's sexual harassment right there. Get HR and sue his ass.
thatcoolguy123 14
Sexual Harassment. Period. It does not matter if he's the CEO. Time for a report.
mccrightp 29
You both did it! You should pay attention to your wardrobe more. It's the professional thing to do. Your boss is a sexual harassment suit waiting happen. He's unprofessional too
BDA_fml 5
Did you thank him for the pay raise that he's going to give you for keeping your mouth shut?
Nexpecto 28
This is a popcorn worthy conversation *crunch* Put another shirt on or enjoy the compliment, easy.