Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
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Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, I went to work and said hi to my boss. He reached towards me. I thought he was trying to give me a hug, so I awkwardly hugged him back. Turned out he was just trying to fix my shirt collar. FML
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, I was giving a lecture when I noticed everyone smiling at me. I thought my jokes were finally landing until a coworker pointed out that the price tag from my brand-new shirt was hanging out of the back of my collar the entire time. FML
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slayertack 19
Time to pay a visit to HR.
amdraxx 1
You should reply "I can totally see you getting fired"
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Comments (100)
logicrules 11
Here's an idea. Instead of whining about it and going straight for sexual harassment how about telling him the comment made you feel uncomfortable and then dressing more appropriately for work. This culture of sue, sue, sue is a joke. People treading on egg shells because of pathetic people who can't deal with one stupid comment. GTFOI.
SBurrke 11
Wouldn't you wanna know that the world can see your ****?
Tannasgh 22
Need to report him to HR, and also consider wearing something that isn't a douchebag tractor beam.
JKPwnage 27
"Douchebag tractor beam" I am so gonna steal that from you XD
JKPwnage 27
IA,YLS for horny coworker, but YDI for wearing slutty clothes
dcats 13
Wow, you are millionaire almost. Lawsuit babe
foxysunshine 12
Ask him for a raise? But seriously though it's sexual harassment..... shouldn't have been said.
itsbruce112 11
hey, sexual harassment charges. you'll be the CEO soon enough!
zykrithium 22
Sexual Harassment PANDA
Algorithm 24
72, saying the choices are "harass" or "say nothing" sets a false dichotomy. Those are not the only options. If her CEO thought she was just workplace inappropriate, he could've quietly taken her aside and said something PROFESSIONAL and NEUTRAL to the effect of "Ma'am, that shirt is not workplace-appropriate, make sure to bring more-suitable attire from now on." Hell, we have no idea what she was actually wearing! For all we know, it could've been appropriate, just showed the outline of her breasts because she has ******* breasts, and he took that as an excuse to say inappropriate things that made his female employee uncomfortable. Also, it goes without saying, but harassment isn't a ******* compliment.
COrmsbee 8
Time to go pay your HR a visit. That's uncalled for.