Today, after getting my first debit card, I spent £60 on porn online. My mum made me print off a statement at the ATM as she wanted to know where my money had gone. She saw everything and cut up my card. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, my dad and I got royally bitched out by my mother, because she found a bill for a porn site subscription, which was paid by my dad, but made out to my name. I had no idea about any of this, but she now thinks I'm a filthy porn addict and that my dad is an enabler. FML
Today, my nosy mom opened my mail and saw how much I have in my account. She confiscated my debit card because she’s convinced no one could save that much working part time at Burger King and is demanding I confess where so much money came from. I'm moving out. Fuck her. FML
Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML
Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I did the most idiotic thing someone living with their parents could possibly do. I made a separate online casino account in my mom's name (just her name, my email, phone number, etc.) When I deposited from my bank account, the site got suspicious, and is now making me and her sign a document to get the money out. FML
Today, since it was payday, I figured I’d take my mom out for burgers. The bank also decided to do a random update on our debit card, resulting in my card declining three times. My mom ended up having to pay for our meals. So much for trying to treat my mom out to dinner. I’m still pissed. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML
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SPCZippo 6
Dude there's enough free **** out there that you should never have to pay for it.
Lobby_Bee 18
Who pays for **** anyways? There's enough free **** on the net for you to wank till your penis shrivels up and falls off from exhaustion.
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Comments (33)
Huldan MeGroyn 13
YDI. Who the **** pays for ****?
ellyhan 11
You pay for ****?
Aurora25 29
How to spot a virgin..
boopingsnoot 25
You can't just go make the personal purchases the minute you get a card - gotta build up some parental trust so they don't look into everything. Go to the ATM, use cash for smaller purchases, set some aside each time, and wait a month or two to get a prepaid card with that cash. And since you sound like you're young and at home, read up on how to properly erase browser history!!!
azouwa 26
Go to xnxx.com. They're free. Be sure to use incognito mode. Hate to see mommy breaking your phone next.
xemnas1997 5
I mean you should have foreseen this happening so ydi, but I'm sorry your mom has to be so overbearing. It's your money so spend it on whatever you want, just be more discreet about it.
rety1 13
damn. as soon as I was old enough to start getting money for my birthdays and Christmas, my money and what i spent it on was my own business. believe me, I've made some really silly mistakes with my money, but I had to learn fast. I had a whole lot more to learn when I started earning credit and learned about manipulating debt to your advantage to earn more credit. I'm working my way out of a bad learning experience within the past couple months.
JudgeComrade 17
Not old enough for your own money, not old enough for ****.
Dusclops2002 9
This is why you always get them to give you a vague statement.
1gullible_bugger 34
You know there's a whole lot of free **** on the internet right? Why would you pay for it?