Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, I was listening to music while wearing my headphones on campus. A song I really liked came on, and after a while, I started doing air guitar along to it. I was soon accosted by campus security. Apparently, air guitar looks like jerking off from really far away. FML
Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
Today, I blared my music while I got ready for a night out. Getting really into this one song, I grabbed onto the nearest thing as a makeshift microphone. It happened to be the hot end of my curling iron. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML
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Top comments
ShrukiantheMad 0
Ouch man. Maybe you can't handle metal yet.
Malkria 1
pow! right in the kisser!!!
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Comments (123)
michael666 7
man u gotta practice head banging, be a fellow metal head so we can show faggots how we mosh,
regsworld11 2
ouch, be careful :(
ThaSoke 0
dude, hardcore
Rangeriffic 0
heavy metal
HeavyMetalViking 0
You called?
Scalabrine44 0
Hahahaha that's funny :)
PeteyPablo12308 20
OP did you know that the most common way to hurt yourself by head-banging is to get a head injury? Lol, ouch.
Kiafis 2
bahahaha awesome move bro, you need to learn to be more aware of your surroundings when your head banging hahaha XP
HeavyMetalViking 0
So, you're into heavy metal music?
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
i am :D
CaptainPickles72 18
58- Sweetie, Escape the Fate is not heavy metal, it's metal-core (pussy metal). No offense but please go listen to some Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Mercyful Fate or anything of that nature then you can say you like heavy metal all you like! :)
PoserDisposer 0
65- you must be high if you start a sentence with "sweetie," while also including Megadeth in the same sentence.
HeavyMetalViking 0
I listen to As I lay dying, Amon Amarth an the likes of them. :)
mynda1250 0
#70 hahahahaha....good one!
Slipknot666Maggo 0
real metal is Unleashed, Dimmu Borgir, Immortal, Dëstroyer 666, Possessed, Amon Amarth, Six Feet Under, Obituary, Slayer, Spremswap...
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
65 sweetie i do listen to metallica so y dont u stfu :)
CaptainPickles72 18
103- I stand semi-corrected but........... I'll never shut the f*ck up! :D
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
watever lol
ScreamoxD 0
Bring me the Horizon!
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
109 bmth is the shit :D
deathmetalkill 3
Dont forget Cradle of Filth, Job for A Cowboy, Nile, and Behemoth.
DocBastard 40
You so deserve it for headbanging to Bieber.
iLoVeMY55 0
lmfao
cldean24 4
That'll teach you to whip your hair back and forth.
miss_fab 0
y would u do that