Today, I found out that my gorgeous, smart, perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish. It doesn't involve me at all actually. Just a Labrador. This is probably a deal breaker. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I found out that the love of my life had been pleasuring himself to pictures of my ex-boyfriends. Yes, he's bisexual. He says it's ok because I'm dating him now. Great. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he had a thigh fetish, I thought it was cute, until I realised our sex life would mostly be him fawning all over my legs, then dry humping my knees. We’ve been together 3 months and I can count the number of actual shags I’ve had on one hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
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Top comments
Mikeskinner 7
Looks like you're... Barking up the wrong tree.
acerima 11
Screw the puns, that is just sick.
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Comments (165)
Minna_fml 14
I'll be in my lab.
Keevarou 17
And OP's boyfriend!
Enslaved 38
Probably all started with the peanut butter trick!:P
DanielleinDC 34
"Probably" a deal breaker? Given your user name, I suppose you were making the understatement of the month. And if he is engaging in whatever with Labradors, he is breaking the law. And...eww. Just...ew.
keepcalmandbacon 16
"I have a Labrador fetish." BREAK!
malkavian_mad 13
Probably!? Ofcourse it's a dealbreaker!
CeeCee_fml 16
LOL at "probably."
pmadNess 16
Now you know why Sparky has been hiding behind the couch!!!
pmadNess 16
I think SuddenlySingle would have been a better user name.
alluringtatas 7
Wait...PROBABLY a deal breaker?!
ardencred 7
Ya think?