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Today, I found out that while I see a therapist for my trust issues, my husband sleeps with our nanny. FML
Today, I found out that while I see a therapist for my trust issues, my husband sleeps with our nanny. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé has been sleeping with his therapist behind my back. If that wasn't bad enough on its own, I'd talked him into starting therapy six months ago to help with his mental health troubles, and have been mostly paying for it. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, after finding out that I'd slept with our married neighbor, I found out my husband had slept with him too as revenge. FML
Today, I caught my husband making out with our nanny. I had hired her in the first place because I didn’t see her as a threat. She’s 19 year-old chubby girl with glasses. Is he out of his goddamn mind? FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
Today, I found out that my husband read my journal behind my back when he got mad over something I'd written in it. This is the same journal that my therapist told me to keep, to help me get past my trust issues. FML
Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML
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mms1021 0
umm I wouldn't be calling him my husband anymore.
ChubEchaser 0
I would then be seeing a therapist for anger management!
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Comments (148)
kittydidit 0
Divorce! Nobody should put up with a cheater - especially one who makes youfeel like YOU are the bad paranoid one.
AAShah 0
I'm sorry. But this is ******* hilarious. Divorce.
sweet_princess 0
FYL.. sorry to hear that u r husband is a loser
prinzess_fml 25
Well i guess you can trust your instinct then. My best friend just left his wife because he was tired of her being jealous, spying on him, following his every move, phoning all the time. He calls her crazy etc. This woman is really unhappy, she doesn't trust him at all. But actually, even though he is not with another woman every time she suspects him to be, she's totally right not to trust him, because he does lie to her and see others behind her back from time to time. But this woman is stupid in a way, because she knew from almost the very beginning that she couldn't trust him and still stayed with him, because otherwise she'd have a much less comfortable life. So now, the choice is yours: either you stay with him accepting the fact that he ***** around (and say goodbye to the days when you had a pride) or you leave/kick him out.
restythestar 0
the only way is divorce
dannyfont 5
oh grow up you lot. you don't divorce a husband for cheating. a MAN is for the WOMEN. and yes I am a woman
prettychick345 0
maybe you picked a really sexy nanny:O. Bad choice. well, for you... not your hub.
LaurenCMcCoy 17
Lol. Maybe you don't have trust issues after all.
Talented1_fml 0
well atleast the nanny isn't charging you extra for that service she does on your husband!! p.s. you should have swallowed
Sparx1_1 16
Sounds like trust is not the issue and your husbands fidelity is. At this point you need to decide if your family, kids etc is worth continuing to try and work this out or if it would be better for you and the kids to simply end the relationship now and move on with your life. If this is not the first time he's done this then I think you should leave now.