emilyta
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Thanksgiving is such a special time of year
Today, my husband threw up in the shower after drinking almost a whole bottle of wine. The shower won't drain now. Happy Thanksgiving. FML
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hansbo 6
am I the only one reacting to the fact that he threw up after one bottle of wine?
docscientist 10
Looks like you found this year's stuffing.
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emjayprice 0
nasty!
Dawnxxoo 11
very
XenaWP 6
WEAK!! Not even a whole bottle.. Pft!
Sarah_moustache 9
I bet that left a lovely smell.
theten_fml 9
I just woke up vomiting and with diarrhea. Thanks Chillies
urdirtyolduncle 15
What a featherweight. I can drink a little over 75% of it without even a headache the next morning.
YoshApathy 6
Dinner time
primadonna9396 16
Ahh, good old American gluttony. A normal bottle of wine is 750mL but I've seen some that are almost 1.5L. Either your husband is 8 years old, or he's been drinking a lot more than you noticed.
fuckthereaper 1
Happy thanksgiving indeed
instnt1nfction 17
Happy thanksgiving, pilgrim
aruam365 24
If my husband did that, I'd kick his drunk ass out. Getting drunk and leaving your wife responsible for you in your drunken state isn't ok.
docscientist 10
Looks like you found this year's stuffing.
staypon 0
LOL
mnmolino 14
Recommendation: don't eat it.
hansbo 6
am I the only one reacting to the fact that he threw up after one bottle of wine?
jsssca 0
Perhaps it wasn't "wine".
platypus546 24
Yeah, I was thinking he was a bit of a light weight... That's like 6-8 standard drinks or less
Sebastian_NG 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Or perhaps he's just a pussy, if you want to learn how to drink you should come to my country, people drink this thing called panties while sitting on the curb, it has 80% alcohol! Although I can't stand it there are people who can drink almost half a liter before passing out... Or passing away
SnigglePoop 3
^ wanker
SnigglePoop 3
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alinka_fml 0
nope. I was going to say that I can drink a bottle of wine and more and still be fine.
fmlcurtain 4
Wine is the most evil drink... I'd have thrown up, too
CaptainDoorknob 7
40 - Russians are and always will be the masters of the drink. (I'm not Russian.)
bbedlock_fml 7
Time to get the plunger! Enjoy your Thanksgiving ;-)
padlarf 14
Almost a whole bottle of wine? Watch out, we got a badass over here...
Renee_Margaret 2
Haha seriously! That's 4 glasses! Light weight
ddinspire6 10
He must not drink allot then...
Good_old_Grim 8
Just one bottle? Like a normal 0.75l bottle? What the ****?
hollylolly92 3
Threw up after only 1 bottle of wine? I think it may have been the thanks giving food ;)
pfx2_fml 15
Almost one bottle of wine?... Pussy..
Good_old_Grim 8
1l of Bailey's is roughly equivalent to 3 bottles of wine. After that amount almost everyone will be on his knees. After 1 bottle though.... he must be flyweight.
platypus546 24
That's not wine, that's fortified wine, port, brandy etc.
AthleticSwaqq 8
You drink that Bailey's from Ol Greg?! Haha. (don't know what I'm talkin about then go to YouTube, and type in, ol, Greg"
magnetic_aura 26
You saw my downstairs mix up! You want to drink Bailey's from a shoe? Love it!!!
FYLDeep 26
One glass of wine a day is pretty healthy. One bottle? Not so much.
ohSNAPyall 27
I doubt he drinks it daily if it made him puke in the shower.