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emilyta This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Thanksgiving is such a special time of year

Today, my husband threw up in the shower after drinking almost a whole bottle of wine. The shower won't drain now. Happy Thanksgiving. FML

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I don't drink much and he wanted to have drunk sex. Lol fail on him.

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am I the only one reacting to the fact that he threw up after one bottle of wine?

Looks like you found this year's stuffing.

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Some people's bodies just don't handle alcohol well, after a drink or two I'm pretty tipsy depending on the drink, give me vodka and I'm done for the night. Point being maybe he holds different alcohol better than wine.

Shop vacuum! That'll get 'er done!

Look at the bright side: u now have a second bathtub

hire a cleaner !!

If he's going to drink like a 14 year old girl, he better clean up the ******* mess that comes with it.

The worst hangover of my life was after having a few glasses of Pinot Grigio. For some reason the sugar in wine gets into your blood stream much quicker than hard liquor. A little wine goes along way, to **** you up. Maybe that's /one/ reason winos choose that to drink.(:

Is anyone thinking about how thanksgiving only just started..

It's technically been Thanksgiving since midnight...

Make him clean it up.

Nothing a plumbing snake can't fix. Then the real FML begins - of all the tools in a home depot, the snake is by far the nastiest.