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emilyta This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Thanksgiving is such a special time of year

Today, my husband threw up in the shower after drinking almost a whole bottle of wine. The shower won't drain now. Happy Thanksgiving. FML

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I don't drink much and he wanted to have drunk sex. Lol fail on him.

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am I the only one reacting to the fact that he threw up after one bottle of wine?

Looks like you found this year's stuffing.

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My thanksgiving was my dad drinking a ton. Now my mom is making him move out tomorrow, and I'm barely even a teenager.

BayleeWasHere 1

Haha! ROTFL!!

Gross. Hope you made him clean it up.

chinchillalex 0

pour bleach down the drain?

SlickWillyTFCF 5

Only one bottle? That guy holds his booze about as well as a six-year old little girl.

BayleeWasHere 1

How is that nasy? We all throw-…oh wait, you can't drain it. SORRY (for the shower)!! xD

YdI for marrying such a pansy. Who barfs after lass than one bottles of wine?

My mom drinks a bottle of wine a day.

Mr_Matsubayashi 7

Was it a 1.5 L or something? One 750 mL bottle of wine isn't much.

Oh good. It's not just me who thought that 1 bottle of wine was some pansy butt crap. For a minute I thought I was an alcoholic.