Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
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wrw28405 0
I think that's a pretty kick ass mom.
GravyIsYummy 0
So, did you keep it safe?
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martialartist7 0
not an fml. be glad you actually have cool parents.
AdamGD 0
Funnier if your mom walked in naked and asked to join
blondiee09 0
wow u have a cool mom. mine probably would've stuck a shotgun in the shower
BLNovelist 0
Knowing her daughter was doing that and not giving her protection would be shitty parenting. Unless the OP is 12, I would give her mother props for being so understanding that, guess what, after a certain point sex does become an interest and punishing them for thinking about it/trying to partake in it is going to do nothing but push them into it more and add a stigma to what should be a perfectly natural act. Turning 18 does not automatically give someone enough knowledge and maturity to have sex. There are people that are idiots about the topic in all age groups - and if the OP is mature enough to have it, more power to her.
ilive4fml 0
lol
jaybrown 0
Hey 190, I was gonna say that. But I didn't get around to it. Thank you for articulating something I probably never would've myself.
jd_superjive 0
hahahaha your mom is awesome!!! at least she provided safety :P
triplethreat13 0
my mom would murder me, your mom is awesome!! so not an fml
epicfail13337 4
Wow, that's embarassing. FYL for your mom embarassing you, she should have talked to you about it before. But it seems like your mom's cool! Most people's moms would kill that guy and you.
MetalCraze 11
It's sad your mom is encouraging you to be a ****
cs68507 0
I like that you assume she is a **** when you don't know how long they've been together, their age, or the seriousness of the relationship. Her mom just doesn't want an unwed pregnant daughter. At least she doesn't have the "abstinence" blinders on. She may be a little open about it but that's better than ignoring it.