Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years and I went to visit my 85 year-old grandmother at the hospital. While I went to the restroom, she apparently told him about a guy I was seeing on the side. I have no idea who she's talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we got engaged. Her response, "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you." This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She has early onset dementia, butt was a pretty OK day. All was going well until she looked at her son and said he was skinny, which admittedly he is quite skinny, but then looked me dead in the eye and said, "You need to lose weight." FML
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ciaraaahhh 10
Should have walked out and told him that YOU could do better, and dumped his ass.
MrBond007_fml 6
I'm trying to think of a way to explain how this might just be a big misunderstanding... I've got nothing :( sorry
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Comments (119)
spliit_fml 8
If he could he wouldn't be with you in the first place. You deserve better OP leave that jerk.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
That sucks that he wouldn't stand up for you when you were insulted!
Neongreenme 8
go home and break up him..... tell him you can do better.
Atchoo 8
And that's about the time you walk back into the room and excuse yourself from the relationship.
10showgirl 16
Since you were meeting his grandma for the first time, that tells me that this relationship was new... And hopefully it's now over. He not only didn't stand up for you, he agreed with her. Time to find someone who deserves you, because he doesn't.
Mifflicious 18
I met my boyfriends grandmother about 1½-2½ year after we started started dating/got together for real. Met his parents after ½-1 year. So it certainly doesn't have to mean that the relationship was new.
Giluh 19
I would have told them both off and stormed out. His grandmother is very shallow and rude. Its sad how some people can grow to be old and still have not learned respect or not to judge a book by its cover.
WeezingTheJuice 5
Maybe he said I know shes fat because he likes fat chicks! Win win
trellz17 19
How does she deserve this!?
akiahara 14
You mean your ex boyfriend, right?
catnip711 3
You can do better than some asshole like that, OP. I bet you're beautiful