Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML
Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML
Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
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CaitlynLovesLife 11
Bitch
cassiebear7652 7
You should've flung some right at her face.
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husky22 0
just lost all faith in humanity
tbonesgurl 0
Awwwe that so mean!!
Sienna420 4
Unfortunatly that will probably end up on facebook...
catkat1988 17
When she took out her camera, you should've been quick and flung a big handful of slush at her. Seriously. No, it's correct that you're not entitled to other people's assistance, but honestly, offering your assistance when someone is in a bad situation - or at least walking away without taking pictures or in other ways ridiculing the unfortunate person - is common courtesy and decency. Seriously. I'm slowly losing my faith in our species. I took a first aid class, and the instructor showed us a video wherein an actor feigned a heart attack publicly in a busy shopping street - and 15 people just looked at him while walking by without even stopping long enough to call an ambulance. I get why not everybody knows how to do CPR and doesn't feel comfortable trying (even though it's hard to do something that's worse than nothing, seeing as 6% of all people suffering cardiac arrest in Denmark outside a hospital dies), but you can at least take the time and effort to stop and call 112. That might just save a life, if you're not too busy shopping. Seriously.
hewro_failure 11
Don't worry karma will get her ... Get car will spin out in the slush and crash into the only thing she loves
tifsuz 9
Wow. 0_o Hopefully karma comes around to bite her in the ass!
geod69 8
Walking across the road Fail!
silentblack 0
I bet she put the pic on Facebook lol
5HT2A 5
At least it wasn't your boss saying, "see you at work" then driving off.
iknoright 0
this is one of my biggest fears. i have nightmares that im crossing the road and fall right in the middle