Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML
Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML
Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
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CaitlynLovesLife 11
Bitch
cassiebear7652 7
You should've flung some right at her face.
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Comments (98)
Ammesmaki_katie1 0
Hmm... This morning i took a picture of a guy who had fallen in the wet snow in the middle of the road. My boyfriend found the picture hilarious.
ohmandapants 17
So you're saying you're a bitch too?
metalhead3213 1
Actually OP is a woman. so yeah...
meruu_2005 1
Find where she lives and pee on her house
Yak99 0
Oh yeah that will acomplish alot.
ohmandapants 17
^ it will if you really have to pee
ohmandapants 17
And people say Quebeckers are rude... I'm sorry OP, winter sucks. Hopefully you were able to change out of those wet clothes when you got to wherever you were going.
DocBastard 40
...and then you got her license plate, tracked her down, confronted her, and she apologised for everything, right? No?? In that case she's a worthless waste of skin and I hope her camera explodes and leaves shrapnel in her eyeballs.
THE_A_TEEN 28
How about the same thing happening to her, but instead she get's run over repeatedly until she is a quadrapalegic.
analoveshotcoco 0
Agreed!
BadPandaEye 6
26- No.
desireev 18
You shoulda been thinking quicker and when she rolled down her window, grab a handful of the slush and get her face! That was very rude of her! FYL, OP!!
margie2194 12
Join the club.
coolprince 0
the day will come when she will be covered in cold shit
ScarletBloom 14
She gonna upload it in 9gags.com and it with those lame images.
Wolvy_fml 3
Congrats you'll be viral in a week!
DrMime 10
Humans are stupid! Relative to behavior, we are the least intelligent species on earth. *Note the 'relative', don't prove my point and reply...*