Today, I went to my academic counselor to help me deal with my stress and anxiety, which has been making me nauseous from the constant strain. She suggested exercise to help these feelings. Every time I do so, I vomit. From the anxiety and stress. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of my doctor telling me that my heart palpitations are simply due to anxiety, and that I'm perfectly healthy, I decided to weight train to face my fears. Two hours later, I was in the emergency room. FML
Today, I found out that I'm failing this semester because I've missed too many classes. I've missed the classes because I've been having panic attacks, a symptom of my anxiety disorder. I got the anxiety disorder because I was so afraid of failing school. FML
Today, I was trying to exercise to lose weight but I got terrible bloating. Turns out that’s a common response, because the body thinks it’s being stressed. This is right after being diagnosed with allergies to some vegetables. I’m trying to be healthy, I swear. My body won’t let me. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I got diagnosed with a condition that expresses itself in the form of violent diarrhea whenever I get nervous. Now I am constantly nervous about getting nervous about anything. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
Today, I felt so awful in my belly, I went to a massage therapist for help. She, like me, thought it was the stress of some recent family issues. It was more than that. Her kneading of my gut indeed relieved me by helping me have a HUGE go. One scream and a four foot turd later, I realized I'd been constipated. No longer. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
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clockworklolita 3
you absolutely MUST speak to a proper therapist. from the sounds of things your anxiety and worries have gone beyond the point of your academic counsellor being able to help. get help, and pronto.
fringle 0
there sure do seem to be a lot of fmls about throwing up lately.
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sodahhhr 0
eat some noodles dummy
dacman48 0
wats wit all the vomit fml's today?
sparkyyy 0
HOLY ****, MAN THE **** THE UP AIGHT.
clockworklolita 3
you absolutely MUST speak to a proper therapist. from the sounds of things your anxiety and worries have gone beyond the point of your academic counsellor being able to help. get help, and pronto.
No_fyl_cuz_ydi 0
that's not what academic advisors are for. all college campuses have trained professionals for situations like this. talk to them and use your advisor for what they are really for - signing off on your schedule so you can continue to stress
alexgisforme3 0
im sorry :( i know what its like to feel nauseous from anxiety.
TAST3MYRAINB00Wx 0
okay stop what ypur doing and you wont throw up from it fml solved so mot really an fml just an attempt to get someone to feel sorry for you yeah, NEXT!
Tubasaurus 0
The grammar in this anecdote is terrible.
perdix 31
YDI for choosing bear wrestling, ultimate fighting and BASE jumping as your forms of exercise. If walking makes you vomit, drop out of school and become a ho. Your customers will give you an exercise where if you vomit, you don't get paid.
guitardedman 0
SMOKE WEED. that will chill you the **** out, guaranteed. never met anyone who gets stressed when they toke.
POC_fml 0
I do, it's pretty disappointing actually. I can "see" my thoughts, start narrating life, and talk for hours on end. I'm a buzzkill.
boreddoubletears 0
Unless they end up slacking off and stress when they don't get into college, or if you're bipolar, pot gives you massive panic attacks. A lot of people experience paranoia as a result of pot, as well.