Today, I went to my academic counselor to help me deal with my stress and anxiety, which has been making me nauseous from the constant strain. She suggested exercise to help these feelings. Every time I do so, I vomit. From the anxiety and stress. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of my doctor telling me that my heart palpitations are simply due to anxiety, and that I'm perfectly healthy, I decided to weight train to face my fears. Two hours later, I was in the emergency room. FML
Today, I found out that I'm failing this semester because I've missed too many classes. I've missed the classes because I've been having panic attacks, a symptom of my anxiety disorder. I got the anxiety disorder because I was so afraid of failing school. FML
Today, I was trying to exercise to lose weight but I got terrible bloating. Turns out that’s a common response, because the body thinks it’s being stressed. This is right after being diagnosed with allergies to some vegetables. I’m trying to be healthy, I swear. My body won’t let me. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I got diagnosed with a condition that expresses itself in the form of violent diarrhea whenever I get nervous. Now I am constantly nervous about getting nervous about anything. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
Today, I felt so awful in my belly, I went to a massage therapist for help. She, like me, thought it was the stress of some recent family issues. It was more than that. Her kneading of my gut indeed relieved me by helping me have a HUGE go. One scream and a four foot turd later, I realized I'd been constipated. No longer. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
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clockworklolita 3
you absolutely MUST speak to a proper therapist. from the sounds of things your anxiety and worries have gone beyond the point of your academic counsellor being able to help. get help, and pronto.
fringle 0
there sure do seem to be a lot of fmls about throwing up lately.
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Turnip_Girl 0
Try breathing exercises -- they help me. A bit. >_>
maotseduck 0
yeah cause it couldn't be an actual medical problem or anything- they're just fat. Bull. Anxiety can be a serious problem and it sucks. Seek help elsewhere, most colleges have counseling centers, if not ask the health center for a referral.
too_much_fun 0
Wasnt there an FML just like this earlier?
too_much_fun 0
Wasnt there an FML just like this earlier?
Starchild21 3
Yeah this does sound a bit familiar, but then again FMLs don't just apply to one person. Fer sure maybe? Fer sure not. ________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
cindy11052 0
wtf.
crackberrie 0
ya it think the fml was acne and stress...
Starchild21 3
You mean ANXIETY and stress......right? ______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
SCOLA 0
sorry 4 u...
raphael2110 0
She was talking about sex
a34111 0
god get over you, you moron