Today, I went to my academic counselor to help me deal with my stress and anxiety, which has been making me nauseous from the constant strain. She suggested exercise to help these feelings. Every time I do so, I vomit. From the anxiety and stress. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of my doctor telling me that my heart palpitations are simply due to anxiety, and that I'm perfectly healthy, I decided to weight train to face my fears. Two hours later, I was in the emergency room. FML
Today, I found out that I'm failing this semester because I've missed too many classes. I've missed the classes because I've been having panic attacks, a symptom of my anxiety disorder. I got the anxiety disorder because I was so afraid of failing school. FML
Today, I was trying to exercise to lose weight but I got terrible bloating. Turns out that’s a common response, because the body thinks it’s being stressed. This is right after being diagnosed with allergies to some vegetables. I’m trying to be healthy, I swear. My body won’t let me. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I got diagnosed with a condition that expresses itself in the form of violent diarrhea whenever I get nervous. Now I am constantly nervous about getting nervous about anything. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
Today, I felt so awful in my belly, I went to a massage therapist for help. She, like me, thought it was the stress of some recent family issues. It was more than that. Her kneading of my gut indeed relieved me by helping me have a HUGE go. One scream and a four foot turd later, I realized I'd been constipated. No longer. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
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clockworklolita 3
you absolutely MUST speak to a proper therapist. from the sounds of things your anxiety and worries have gone beyond the point of your academic counsellor being able to help. get help, and pronto.
fringle 0
there sure do seem to be a lot of fmls about throwing up lately.
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ozymandias_fml 0
I suggest an even simpler solution: Grow the fark up.
averagexbecca 0
They don't necessarily have to fat and ugly...could be academic stress, or any other kind really. :/
thekillercure21 0
Exercise raises endorphins which will ease anxiety and stress. So either you're lying for attention, or you're so out of shape that a little jog on the treadmill makes you throw up.
EveryDayJackAss 0
....the answer is.......COOKIES!
cs68507 0
Go see a hypnotherapist. They can help you treat the internal anxiety and that way the physical symptoms will go away slowly. :)
omg2funny 1
Do you also worry about the sky falling on your head & falling off the earth as it rotates? I agree that you have a "condition", but ultimately, its up to you to GROW UP out of them.. & yes, FYL
fatalkiss 0
not to be a grammar nazi but naseous means you make people want to throw up. the word you're looking for is nauseated. lol
DamnDatFML 0
I was gonna call you a prick but I realized you look rlly hot..... So how you doin** ** Joey Tribyanie Accent(did I spell that right?)
BisFitty 7
#85, I was just gonna say that lol OP, stop being a ******* pussy and deal with ur shit, there's people out there with REAL problems. you are in college, you can't be doing too bad now can you?
tifa_14 0
I have the exact same problem. you just gotta relax and not stress about every little detail. working hard helps but stressing doesn't. theirs a difference. good luck:)