Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness, as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
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Top comments
lorrain_fml 0
he spanked you on purpose. =o
kitz 0
Don't lie, you enjoyed the spank =P
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firecrackah 0
you liked it.
racist_bitch 0
Ur a dumb **** for lettin an old gas bag get away wit that
user1101 0
and what was your response?
TurtleLG 0
How is it him that decides it's no big deal?
fmlfmlfml15 0
GUYS STOP PICKING ON THE WRONG COMMENT U MEAN #27 NOT #28!! i feel bad for #28 he/shes probably like "wtf did i do???" as for the OP this would be the best FML ive read in a long time since most of them suck now.
GiGichan666 0
the law says that if you hit the back of someone's car it's your fault no matter what even if they back into you which is probably what the OP meant :P
Pecanduck 0
#31, you just made my life. Lol. But that sounds awful. FYL.
israfel070 0
Ummm that's when you get his plate # and call the cops for a hit and run.
RaidenXS 0
everyone likes a good spankin'. sry NOT an FML
rakethewidower 0
Foriegners are awesome.