Today, I needed a change of clothes, so I called my mom. She brought me a grey shirt with a toucan on the front and 'Mexico City' spelled in glitter. I asked her why she would bring me such an ugly shirt, and she started crying. Turns out she'd bought it for me as a present from her trip. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marine's Girlfriend." I'm a straight 16 year-old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, for my mom's 50th birthday, all she wanted was a certain gold bracelet. It was too much money for me to buy, so I bought the same one in silver. Right before I gave it to her, my older sister gave her the gold bracelet, which made her cry. When I gave her my present, she just said, "Oh." FML
Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, I couldn't figure out what to get her, so I just took some of her jewelry, wrapped it up, and re-gifted it. She recognized it instantly. FML
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uoeno_fml 20
Making your mom cry is the worst feeling!
saIty 17
You better start wearing that shirt 24/7 to appease your mom. I don't care if you start smelling like poop buried in gravel.
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Comments (93)
amifaiyaz 12
It wouldn't have been very hard to just have said thanks.
ZodiacalComa7 11
Hell at least you didn't lie about it.
davincidasecond 24
You could have worded that WAY better OP ...
courtneybelle718 9
Way to be a bitch OP
threer 30
Your human mother gave it to you... You're just lucky she cares. 一
CdelANGEL 3
Ungrateful, not only did she do you a favor and bring you a shirt but also bought one out of the kindness of her heart. Shouldve just said thank you
Wu_tangclan 3
hahahaha it's funny how people are getting on fights here like woooooooow
fireysaje 10
Wow, ungrateful much?
blackwidowtaco 31
At least she brought you a change of clothes op, she could have refused to. The least you could have done was be grateful for that.
Kai_The_Cat 9
you ungrateful bitch