Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend had cheated on me. She told me that it was my fault for not straightening my hair, and for gaining a few pounds. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, my grandmother gave me rosary beads for my birthday. She told me I'd better start praying for a husband. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
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Top comments
Aedan888 25
Grandmas can be really tough sometimes :/
red795 10
He didn't break up with her, he cheated on her, which is much worse. I'm sorry OP, cheating is always the cheater's fault, and your granny should have been a little more sensitive to your feelings.
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Comments (45)
nuka_cola 15
Well shes just honest
itsme82 18
Why do people say it's okay for elderly people to be rude? It isn't, it was a mean ting to say and I'm sorry op.
souneshi 10
I'm sorry, OP. That's just rude.
fmlrulesBolt 14
Grandmas can be evil at times. I just laugh it out when mine does.
riddhi 16
what she said was olain mean and shouldnt have mattered
jmcr 27
sounds like something my grandma tells me too often. that if i dont dress up more and put on more make up my fiancé is going to leave me for someone prettier. sure helped my ego
worldclassrager 41
It's seems like its her fault for not feeding you enough...hair straightening that shouldn't matter...
bbfyso 10
Might be true...
atrusion 15
If she gained a few pounds it was probably a tiny bit her fault, her boyfriend is a douche but she didn't take care of herself and found someone that probably did. Does that justify the boyfriend's dick attitude? No. Probably a two way story.
naddousha 14
Your gram didn't mean to mean to lower your self-esteem. She just spoke as she was thought in her time, where a man was never to blame for cheating. Ps: cheater once cheater for EVeR, ex the boyfriend or this would be a regular thing