Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend had cheated on me. She told me that it was my fault for not straightening my hair, and for gaining a few pounds. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, my grandmother gave me rosary beads for my birthday. She told me I'd better start praying for a husband. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
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Top comments
Aedan888 25
Grandmas can be really tough sometimes :/
red795 10
He didn't break up with her, he cheated on her, which is much worse. I'm sorry OP, cheating is always the cheater's fault, and your granny should have been a little more sensitive to your feelings.
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Comments (45)
BlondePsycho 43
Your grandma sounds like a bitch. I hope you dont listen to her.
americanafrican 32
always listen to grandma, shes not afraid to smack you
naddousha 14
You need some grandma smacking time for calling an elderly woman (who was raised in a different era/ standards ) a b....
DoomedGemini 38
If the shoe fits..
dsantoast 12
Well, back in her day that's how it was
RecklessNapkin 16
Granny says the nicest things
AmIReallyRenee 20
She's just giving you advice for next time. If there will even be a next time.
DoomedGemini 38
That's not advice at all. A cheater is going to cheat and you can find thousands of pathetic excuses but it doesn't excuse it at all. All that's learned here is op's boyfriend is a cheating bastard and the grandmas a bitch.
Ieri 31
It's your grandma's fault she got old because she got wrinkles. Logic.
Mynxie 26
Sorry your grandma was not more supportive.
thejonac 21
that was really mean :(
Grayness_ 26
Most people are going to tell you, what you want to hear. But not grandma, she'll tell you what you need to hear.
DoomedGemini 38
No one in op's situation needs to hear that. I don't care how someone changed, the cheater is at fault. If you don't like the person anymore, you are free to break up. Op isn't at fault at all.
Jryan952015 7
Tell your grandma that your still getting more action then her
katachristic 19
but what if she isn't?
justsayingbeach 15
She's got a point then ...