Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me to swim at his house. I'm very obese, so I had some reservations about it, but he assured me it'd be alright. Instead, the whole time I was treated to his mother commenting on my weight umpteen times, and his brother calling me "Moby Dick" and throwing pool noodles at me. FML
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Top comments
La_la_loo 0
The girl probably assumed that she didn't want to take her shirt off because she thought she was fat. A lot of girls who are super skinny think they are fat so she was probably trying to coax her.
twilighter_644 0
If you were hesitant to take ur shirt off, y did u get a bellybutton ring in the first place?
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Comments (131)
ammali 0
"...I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I was fat before that. FML" there, fixed that for ya.
Tehalon 0
Yeah yeah, very interesting, but where's the **** in this story? Hell, where's the **** in my mouth? More ****, god dammit!
gabstahhh 8
**** you. That's not even true...asshole.
KiroBloodDrunk 14
So, if you have a bellybuttonring, you're a tramp? Aha, I've had mine for 4 years, I have yet to be called a tramp AND lose my virginity. But thank you for putting it onto a stereotype.
tick_tock 0
That sucks. What a bitch.
boyslikegirls97 0
I agree. it's bitch slap time
eliz3 0
... you do now ;)
tWitt3rBuG 0
Spot on #5 ... Totally agree. I'm sure she was just saying that coz she knows your skinny. Maybe a slight tad of anamosity from her? Nonetheless take it as a compliment =D
turtlellama 0
You deserve this whole FML just for piercing your belly button. Sheesh.
zacht27 0
Belly buttons are sexy, why would you cover it up with a ring? I dont get why girls just get there ears peirced and leave everything else alone. Thats what guys think are hot, not bellybutton, toungue and nose peircings.
Sun_Kissed18 25
My boyfriend happens to love my navel ring, so you are right but some people have issues with holes in their body. Also some guys can looks past jewelery and see the person wearing it, just saying
PhishloverA 14
#17 I think belly button rings and nose rings on girl's is hot
ilovemarkhoppus 14
I like belly button, tongue, and nose piercings
paigexox0 37
Speak for yourself. Plenty of guys like them..you cant speak for all guys because of YOUR opinion.
TheUnnamedOne 0
what #5 said
shaPOW 0
maybe she was just teasing you and didn't actually think you're fat. my friends and i tease each other about being fat all the time...
blondiee09 0
well now you know