Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me to swim at his house. I'm very obese, so I had some reservations about it, but he assured me it'd be alright. Instead, the whole time I was treated to his mother commenting on my weight umpteen times, and his brother calling me "Moby Dick" and throwing pool noodles at me. FML
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La_la_loo 0
The girl probably assumed that she didn't want to take her shirt off because she thought she was fat. A lot of girls who are super skinny think they are fat so she was probably trying to coax her.
twilighter_644 0
If you were hesitant to take ur shirt off, y did u get a bellybutton ring in the first place?
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Comments (131)
skeet_shooter 0
#52: It's not always denial. There's quite a few that are perfectly aware of it and don't consider it a flaw. I support them.
ThatsAli3 0
that's not true. I know lots of people who think they're fat! = ) But still, if you are fat, she should've told you in private. (not that you ever want to hear that). She was probably joking = )
fmlfmlfml15 0
http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=n65s7605iyhxnnhif010nl9c6za1g1
heatherjay 0
if you really are fat, you should rethink the bellybutton ring. actually, this isn't 1997. rethink it anyways.
jdb2009 0
You don't think you're fat, but guess what...
phiniusmaster 0
Well if you're over-weight you're fat, and if you don't think you are and you're over-weight, then you're in denial and need to face the facts. Still not cool of someone to point it out though, especially in public.
Dhamy 0
#4 is stupid. And, Ouch! That sucks.
fedEX_fml 0
#4 is a dumbass
krystlex3 0
your probably actually really skinny, and she was just messing with you because she assumes you know your skinny lol, people do that all the time
hannahgilb 0
YDI for having a belly button ring. and has anyone else ever noticed it's always the chubby girls who get the belly button piercing...