Today, my boyfriend invited me to swim at his house. I'm very obese, so I had some reservations about it, but he assured me it'd be alright. Instead, the whole time I was treated to his mother commenting on my weight umpteen times, and his brother calling me "Moby Dick" and throwing pool noodles at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
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n_gill95 6
I'm sorry you had to deal with that. I hope your boyfriend said something to his mother and brother. If not, you should find someone better.
Sadgurl64 10
You need a new boyfriend, like yesterday! He should not allow anyone to treat you that way, his family should be held to a even higher standard...
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Sadgurl64 10
You need a new boyfriend, like yesterday! He should not allow anyone to treat you that way, his family should be held to a even higher standard...
n_gill95 6
I'm sorry you had to deal with that. I hope your boyfriend said something to his mother and brother. If not, you should find someone better.
Brightside86 31
Rough deal, I wouldn't expect the boyfriend to be able to control his family. Though if your serious and ended up married the family is part of the package.
NellyFC35 19
sending you lots of hugs and good vibes!
Brightside86 31
Yeah they were out of line. Still I hope you're taking steps to getting your weight under control. Even if you dont want to have an active lifestyle your body in general. knees, and hips especially aren't designed for an unhealthy bmi and will likely need to be replaced. I just wouldn't want you to have to go through that if you can avoid it.
Kameron Kriese 11
I have heard hip replacement surgery is painful as hell, too.
Meg D Lariviere 3
Why didn't you call him an ex? Tell him he's disgusting and so is his family.
Angela Clark-Jenkins 2
You deserve better