Today, I've been sexting a mysterious guy from New Jersey. I was getting hot, so I decided to say, "I want you to be my first." Suddenly, my officemate who was two desks away from me waved her phone in hand and shouted, "You're a virgin?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. FML
Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML
Today, my long-distance girlfriend drunk dialed me and told me she was horny. Surprised, I exclaimed, "You're horny?" without realizing my boss was right next to me. FML
Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML
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rainbowdonnareed 18
How long had you been sexting this person? No actual phone calls? Just some random person and you want to lose your virginity to? Seriously?! Have you never seen any crime show?
cuz803 46
Sexting is a dangerous gamble alone. Even with a spouse. Doing it with a mysterious stranger is just plain ridiculous. Hope you're not the victim of revenge **** but you had it 'coming'.
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cuz803 46
Sexting is a dangerous gamble alone. Even with a spouse. Doing it with a mysterious stranger is just plain ridiculous. Hope you're not the victim of revenge **** but you had it 'coming'.
mayaklast 12
No, she hadn't. Being naive doesn't put the responsability on the victim. It's her coworker's fault and nothing excuses what she's done even though sexting a mysterious stranger is not the brightest of ideas.
Nhayaa2.0 17
Where is Nev when you need him?
rainbowdonnareed 18
How long had you been sexting this person? No actual phone calls? Just some random person and you want to lose your virginity to? Seriously?! Have you never seen any crime show?
giraffe_poop 8
Get some self esteem.
mayaklast 12
Are you working in a kindergarten? Your coworker is a moron, but you probably should stop sending compromising messages to strangers... you can't trust anyone, a lot of people are deeply stupid and really quite awful.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't go sexting people based on photos alone. And now that you've learned this lesson, smack your co-worker for catfishing you.
Billie-Jo 9
Work isn't the place for that.
bobsanction 18
Just think of the big pile of money you'll get from the sexual harassment lawsuit you file.